Mack Truck

What is Mack Truck?


1.

A sexual position in which the male bends over and sticks his dick backwards between his legs and the girl backs up onto his dick while making beeping noises like a Mack Truck. Variations include the Wide Load (women in excess of 200 lbs.)

Guy: Yo my girlfriend pulled the Mack Truck yesterday. I nutted everywhere

Other Guy: Dude thats so ballin. Did you try the Alaskan pipeline after?

Guy: No I've been constipated for weeks so I didn't have any frozen shits laying around

See alaskan pipeline, angry dragon, alabama hot pocket, rusty trombone, boner

2.

A guy with a huge penis.

That guy that I slept with had a Mack Truck!

See mack, truck, mack daddy

3.

A vehicle that a "macker" or a "mack daddy" would drive.

Going out tonight, Ive put some turbo in my mack truck, Im gonna be parking it in some bitches garage tonight!

See mack, mack daddy, macker, trucker

4.

Have sex, shag, make love, usually with a random or macker.

Did you mack truck him?

See sex, shag, macker, make love, fuck

5.

The huge space between a human's two front teeth that clearly indicates braces were necessary but not entertained. Now because of the zero igknowledgement to the issue to appears like you can drive a mack truck through the space. Although not reservered for poor white trash - it usually rears it's ugly head in that neck of the woods.

Jesus I can't even speak to that dude without totally being sucked in by his mack truck.

See teeth, smiles, trucks, face, braces

6.

Nasty, ugly, fat BITCH.

boy#1: Look at that big WFF!

boy#2: Nah man, thas a Mack Truck!

See Bryan


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