Mackay

What is Mackay?


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A town in north queensland filled with whingers that fall under the following catergories : Rich miners, Hard-done-by farmers, Intoxicated Truck drivers, Shallow women (ie miners, farmers and truck drivers wives) and residents who secretly wish they could be one of these, but can't so they whinge even more. The most common form of whinging is done via text message to the local paper.

Girl: Hi fellow mackay resident, what do you do for a living, want to go out?

Boy: I am a farmer that drives trucks at the mines who enjoys working under the influence and I also like to send whinging sms's into the local paper.

Girl: Oh wow. I am a shallow, materialistic, money obessed attention seeker!

Boy: Awesome, we are perfect for eachother

Girl: Yay.

See mackey


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