What is Mackie?
1.
Hooking up with a wasted girl at a party when you are completely sober and are in a long term relationship
Hey Pat, did you hear that Mackie pulled another Mackie last weekend
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2.
Verb meaning to mislead or fool someone.
Person 1: Hey I thought you told me that chick wanted me.
Person 2: I know but was really funny watching you get shot down!
Person 1: Ohh you mackied me you asshole!
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3.
To include someone in your memories who wasn't actually actually there.
Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
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4.
To include someone in your memories who wasn't actually actually there.
Guy 1: "Hey, remember last Saturday when we went to the bar?"
Guy 2: "Uh, no"
Guy 1: "Wow , oh mang, I totally Mackied you into my memory!"
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5.
A pubescent male who masturbates an exceptionally high number of times per day. Often employing stealth like techniques such as giving the five finger shuffle whilst supposedly working and jizzing into ones underpants.
That dirty mackie had 20 wanks yesterday. what a wanker!
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6.
After smoking, you insert your fingers into your anus to get rid of the smell of smoke.
Dude 1: Where's James?!
Dude 2: He's just doing a mackie so his mum doesn't catch him smoking.
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7.
Disgusting girl who thinks that she's perfect and has the tendency to look like a pale alien. Mackies are drawn to lacrosse at which the exhibit their masculine characteristics, such as, the posession of a penis, and copious armpit hair.
That pale girl with a boner...she must be a Mackie.
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