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A social gathering where coffee is served.
Hey, let's tell everyone about our marriage at the kaffeeklatsch
See coffee, friends, ..
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When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
Aft..
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a flaccid, travel-sized dildo, that can be reconstituted with water at your convenience to functional size.
Don't forget to pack S..