Macon Bookmark

What is Macon Bookmark?


1.

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

See macon, tooth, fairy, shit, bookmark, mercer, ass, tits


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