What is Macrant?
1.
vi. To talk about Apple Macintosh computers to the point of boring every non-Mac-addict around oneself to death. Something that every
vt. To bore somebody to death (or close to) with one of the above.
n. An rant of the type described above.
vi. - I like Mac so much that sometimes I just can't help Macranting.
vt. - I have a friend who's a Mac user. He's cool, but it can get a bit annoying when he Macrants me to death.
n. - Steve Jobs is perhaps the only person alive who can deliver a Macrant and insodoing fill everyone around him with joy.