Macrant Edit Meaning

1.

vi. To talk about Apple Macintosh computers to the point of boring every non-Mac-addict around oneself to death. Something that every Macolyte does at least once in a while.

vt. To bore somebody to death (or close to) with one of the above.

n. An rant of the type described above.

vi. - I like Mac so much that sometimes I just can't help Macranting.

vt. - I have a friend who's a Mac user. He's cool, but it can get a bit annoying when he Macrants me to death.

n. - Steve Jobs is perhaps the only person alive who can deliver a Macrant and insodoing fill everyone around him with joy.