Macshaft

What is Macshaft?

v. to bungle an otherwise straightforward task, to demonstrate incompetence.

"I was trying to parallel park the other day, but I machshafted it halfway through and ran over a parking meter."

Uptime

1. The time during which a machine is operating or an employee is working. 16:05:24 up 74 days, 21:05, 1 user, load average: 0.03, 0.03,..

Council Bird

1. a woman or bird living in socail housing, usually very common and rough 'god she was a complete council bird' 'mate you..

Quinie

1. A person who is ticklish beyond belief; hyper-ticklish. "Stop tickling! I'm such a Quinie!" See ticklish, wimpy, slacke..

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