Macsturbate

What is Macsturbate?

1.

What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.

Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate

When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel

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2.

When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.

I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...

See apple, computer, fanboy, mac, macintosh

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Zapple

1. Literally, "zapped nipple". Walk across a carpet on a dry day, then touch a companion - male or female - through their clothin..

Ahwuuud

1. Sup, Hi, Yes, Confirming, Hey 1: Sup John 2: Ahwuuud See ahwuuud, hey, yes, sup, wsup, hi, right, hella..

Ffo!

1. Far Fuckin' Out! That vintage pic of you, hey, what can I say?---FFO! The current pics are nice too, even without the low slung hi..

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