Macsturbate

What is Macsturbate?

1.

What mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.

Beating it to Mac apps is an example of Macsturbation, or to macsturbate

When I use iPorn, I'm hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -Tim Heimerel

See apple, macintosh, mac, imac, masturbation, choking the chicken

2.

When a bunch of Apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative Apple products of the day.

I knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation...

See apple, computer, fanboy, mac, macintosh

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