What is Macsturbator?
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1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.
2. An Apple
Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"
Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."
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An individual that uses Macintosh products to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to themselves.
He is such a Macsturbator, that in his Machorniness last night he couldn't even finish watching The Keynote without Macpleasuring himself and Macspooging all over his MacLap.
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