Macsturbator

What is Macsturbator?

1.

1. A self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of Apple products.

2. An Apple Fanboy.

Adam: "I LOVE my Mac. OS X is PERFECT! That's why it NEVER gets viruses!"

Bob: "No, OS X doesn't gets viruses because 98% of the world uses PCs, Macsturbator."

See fanboy, apple, mac, macintosh, outspoken

2.

An individual that uses Macintosh products to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to themselves.

He is such a Macsturbator, that in his Machorniness last night he couldn't even finish watching The Keynote without Macpleasuring himself and Macspooging all over his MacLap.

See apple, macintosh, macsturbator
38

Random Words:

Upparoom
1. A person whose life revolves around the interweb. I was endanger of becoming an Upparoom but then I graduated from 8th grade. See fag,..
Read more
Poptoast
1. 1. a whore. mike, youre such a poptoast ! how much did you get paid, this time ?! See whore, manwhore, burnt poptoast, babywhore..
Read more
Valvis
1. (n) A mythical creature that drinks 30 beers the night before an exam, do better than you and then tell you all about it. A valvis dran..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free