Macwanker

What is Macwanker?


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The archetypal smug mac owner. They can be easily identified by their smug expression and masturbatory habits involving Apple hardware and/or photos of Steve Jobs.

They often hang out in posh coffee bars and wear berets while talking about how their OS is better than Windows while not mentioning their overpriced warranties (£200 warranty for something that "just works"? you're kidding right?).

{mac owner} Hey loser, had any BSODs recently?

{windows user} You're such a macwanker, paid £200 for a warranty on a product that isn't supposed to break down recently?

{mac owner}.........(sobs into mocha-latte)


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