Mad Agony In 'disdress' Edit Meaning

1.

1) Intensemisery and suffering, and distress.

2) Insufferable static cling, pinching and bunching (and embarrassment?) wearing this dress.

EXAMPLE #1:

"Raul's natural insecurityas an illegal alienand his angstin social settings caused him MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' as he suffered through the long chow lineat Hobo Park."

EXAMPLE #2:

"I gotz me MAD AGONY IN 'DISDRESS' because I have some unresolved issues. Maybe you'll like it if it fits you, Raul. Or should I call you Raula?"."