What is Mad Cactus?
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An all-knowing, invincible cactus with a serious attitude problem. Whenever it dances, small annoying children are thrown into an interdimensional time portal and are ripped apart halfway through. Then it hangs out in front of Denny's, pissing people off because it's such an ass. Then it dances some more.
"Mad Cactus!? MAD CACTUS!! MAD CACTUS AGGHGHGGH!! MY BODY!!"
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a large satanic group led by the Undertaker during the Attitude Era of the early 1999 that performed evil rituals and human sacrifice.
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A nose, one of noticably non-American ethnic descent with a crookedness differing on each side of the profile
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