What is Mad Cactus?
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An all-knowing, invincible cactus with a serious attitude problem. Whenever it dances, small annoying children are thrown into an interdimensional time portal and are ripped apart halfway through. Then it hangs out in front of Denny's, pissing people off because it's such an ass. Then it dances some more.
"Mad Cactus!? MAD CACTUS!! MAD CACTUS AGGHGHGGH!! MY BODY!!"
Random Words:
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semen; gak; man milk; slime; penis putty; cum; splooge; cock slobber; the great white gumbo; egg drop soup; and paste.
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1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny'..
