Mad Cap Mushroom

What is Mad Cap Mushroom?


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A mushroom cultivated by Night Goblins, which, when brewed into a beer, is one of the most intoxicating subtances not known to man. The beer is often force-fed to unfortunate gobbos 3-4 hours before a battle. He is then given a huge ball on the end of a chain. His mates than hold on VERY tightly to him (sitting on the gobbo when required. They know that if he starts swinging that ball ANYWHERE near them, they're going to meet Gork(and possibly Mork). When the unfortunate enemy aproaches, he is given a push in their general direction, and the best is hoped for.

" Gork! Mork! Waaagh!!!"


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