What is Mad Car Disease?
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Obsession with cars taken to the extreme (especially if the aflicted person drives a shitty car himself and is always thinking of other people's cars)
You must have mad car disease since you have ongoing subscriptions to Motor Trend, Car and Driver, Road and Track, Automobile magazine, Autoweek, Edmunds, and more!
Random Words:
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Comes Hybredas standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.
Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought..
