What is Mad John?
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Magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. He has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutlass that can extend to any length.
Mad John wants myself and david to: "Find the Iceberg!!" (that sunk the titanic)
Mad John works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.
He drinks special brew, and pisses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)
Mad John: "arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!"
Me and david: "alright then"
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