Mad Monkey Shuffle

What is Mad Monkey Shuffle?


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Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.

Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!


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