Mad Monkey Shuffle

What is Mad Monkey Shuffle?

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.

Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

Asshair

1. The hair on one's ass. Goddamn - i was naked when I sat on that fuzzy chair, and when I got up I ripped out all of my asshairs Se..

Fuck And Suck

1. A gilr who fucks and then sucks ur dick, thus it is called "fuck n suck" "I bet a nigga like T double get 'em wetta..

Douchemando

1. A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up. ..

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