Mad Monkey Shuffle

What is Mad Monkey Shuffle?

Where you are masterbating, and know your going to get caught. So you try to finish off quickly to impress the person catching you.

Mother: I caught little Johnny doing the mad monkey shuffle today.

Father: <raises arms in air> STUD!

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