Madame Muffin

What is Madame Muffin?

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

See muffin, madame, fat, tight, nasty

Negroslovakian

1. anyone who uses this word is a fat ass drunken slob that saves all there money up for burnett's vodka and mooches off of there frie..

I'd Cook

1. To cook, meaning the penis being inserted to ones vagina for a considerable amount of time. Georgie: Woah, look at him. Alice: Phwooar..

No Bend

1. a dick which is so short, that it does not "hang" over the ballsack; thus sticking straight up, and having no difference betwe..

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