Madame Muffin

What is Madame Muffin?

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

See muffin, madame, fat, tight, nasty

Two Per

1. two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics. I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones..

Jowned

1. A variant of the word owned, where the J is simply added in front of "owned" (the J is used when trying to imitate a Jamaican)..

Concert Rules

1. Ten rules for going to a concert whether it be at a local to a semi bigger show to a freaking mega show in an arena or something. True ..

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