Madame Muffin

What is Madame Muffin?

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

See muffin, madame, fat, tight, nasty

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