Madame Muffin

What is Madame Muffin?

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

See muffin, madame, fat, tight, nasty

Mid-armpit

1. The place on the opposite side of your elbow, that resembles the above armpit. My mid-armpit itches! See elbow pit..

Oil Pump

1. When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit. I heard that guy oil pumps himself...

Squoink!

1. A word used if frustrated or in pain, like if you stub your toe or get a bad grade on a test. Squoink! i just stubbed my toe See crap,..

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