Madcow

What is Madcow?


1.

A diesese which is carried through the air and turns cattles brain to the same mush your grandmother eats at her old folks home. Remember the best way to combat the diesese is to wipe front to back at all times.

Young Hick Boy: "I think that ma's sick pa'

Hick Farmer: "I reckon shes got madcow, time to close the border again (spits tobacco)"

2.

He gets more ass than a public toilet seat.

AoC CS2

3.

He gets more ass than a public toilet seat

AoC CS2


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