Madden Edit Meaning

1.

1. (John) A football icon who has a line of EA NFL games named after him. He coached the Oakland Raiders to a victory in Super Bowl XI against the Minnesota Vikings. He also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football analyst

2. (Benji, Joel) Either of the 2 brothers in the band Good Charlotte(GC), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single "Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous". To be avoided at all costs.

1. John Madden: "I think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, Al"

Al Michaels: "Right you are, John."

2. Let's go punch the Madden brothers in their respective vaginas.

See football, obvious, raiders, punk, rock, shit

2.

A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"

"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"

See madden, football, sex deprived, video game, touchdown, Bunnyball

3.

Verb. A slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play Madden on the PS2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have sex with your co-workers wife.

Honey, can I go play Madden at Johns house?

Sure just don't take too long.

Trust me baby, I can't go that long!

See j-pod, madden

4.

A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.

I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.

See video game, football, jealousy, girlfriend, hate

5.

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.

Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.

See football, sports, athletic, food, gatorade, Steagles

6.

A term used for the word weed when a lot of people are around you. Started by kurt, Shay, and Amber.

I'm about to go play madden

See weed, drugs, green, trees

7.

1. adj: sloppy, untidy

2. adj: extremely gluttonous or crapulent, as in the nearly constant consumption of barbecued ribs, pizza, fried chicken, gravy, or mayonaise

3. n: a sloppy or gluttonous person

"Shit, I'm getting all madden with these submarine sandwiches"

See sloppy, porky, dapper, chad, poop