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The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.
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The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.
"Go blow a goat, i hate you."
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Astrology, palm reading, cosmos quizzes, and all that mystical bullshit that guys use to get girls saying 'wow, that's interes..