Madds

What is Madds?


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The single most amazing and retardedly short person in existence. Her size has been estimated from 2-5 feet, we're not quite sure. She has many nicknames, from Madsters, to Mad Cow Disease, to Lenny. Known to use lame phrases such as 'cool beans' 'awesome sauce' and 'DAYUM'. Has a slight eyebrow twitch when irritated and is claimed to be 'vertically challenged'. Will pound you with her tiny fists or aim skilled karate chops at your face if you piss her off. She is the owner of a round, delicious badonkadonk, or ghetto bootay. Many people claim she is crazy, but really, they just can't handle her extreme level of awesomeness. Throws tic tacs back like they're goin' out of style. Her size has been estimated from 2-5 feet, we're not quite sure.

Hey madds, how's the weather down there?

That madds is one kick-ass midget!

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