Madeira Girls

What is Madeira Girls?


1.

Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.

"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"

See BJ

2.

Smart girls who know what they want and are not afraid to kick some ass to get it.

Madeira girls know how to spell the word "Slutty"

3.

A school full of girls that drive BMW's, wear Lacoste polos, and end up going to Harvard.

Landon Girl: I wish I went to Madeira.

Langley Girl: My exboyfriend cheated on me with a Madeira girl.

See Samantha

4.

Sad, Desperate, hoochie mamas who think that they can get any guy they want but fail to recognize the fact that prep, episcopal, landon, potomac, etc. guys couldn't give a rat's ass about them. They're also ridiculously short and bitchy and they got their periods when they were 5 years old. Either that or they're full on dyke, so you really can't call them an all girl's school. But other than that, go snails!

Madeira girl: I wanna hook up with that guy from that private school in DC! Hehehe! I am so sneeky!!

All guys in the Metropolitan area: Guys don't like dykes. Sorry.


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