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The garlic-y, buttery comfort food of choice at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
"Damn, I just bombed that exam."
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The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.
Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.
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An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?
Guy: I..