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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
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A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.
It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before fir..