Madrid Slapjack

What is Madrid Slapjack?


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Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

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