Maegen

What is Maegen?


1.

The alpha-female, she is perfect, she will deny that she is perfect if told so. there is a chance your best guys friends like her. she looks for ways to prove her inperfection but they are shot down becuase she is so perfect. she is pretty smart funny and a flaw can never be found.

That girl has to be maegen she is perfect!

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2.

A separated piece of hair, sometimes greasy, that awkwardly sits on your forehead. In most cases, it is only a single maegen if your lucky. But they may also occur in several groups. Multiple maegans are the worst. They are most commonly found on people with sideswept bangs and people who have naturally greasy hair, but anyone can get a maegan at anytime.

When a maegan is present, people will find it hard to concentrate on you while you are speaking, instead focusing on your maegan. They can be very obvious or very subtle. You can prevent them from forming sometimes, but once you have one it's stuck with you for the rest of the day. Maegans are the most awkward thing that can happen to you.

Do I have any maegens?

No, your hair looks fine.

EEEW I haven't washed my hair in a week and I'm starting to get maegans!

See hair, meagan, greasy, forehead, awkward


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