Maekin Battle Plans

What is Maekin Battle Plans?

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

See euphemism, masturbation, joking, male, excuses

Vextipated

1. what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation. Usually accompanied by a pained facial express..

Get Your Back Dirty

1. 1. To knock out in a fight. Keep making fun of my job; it'll get your back dirty. Relax Alberto, I'm sure being a house..

W.o.b

1. Acronym. Wank over bog. 'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving' 'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob..

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