Maekin Battle Plans

What is Maekin Battle Plans?

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

See euphemism, masturbation, joking, male, excuses

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