Maestrobate

What is Maestrobate?


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Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator

As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

See air guitar, pretend


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