Maestro's Conundrum

What is Maestro's Conundrum?


1.

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"

Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."

Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

See slopscotch


71

Random Words:

1. To register for Twitter, post (tweet) once or twice, and then forget about it the next day. Person #1: "I signed up for that statu..
1. 1. A simpering weasle-like succubus. 2. A self-satisfied male of average intelligence and looks who believes he is extraordinarily br..
1. a bar or bat mitzvah for a person who is not actually jewish; this can occur at any time or place and for any age Hey Nora, didn't..