Maestro's Conundrum

What is Maestro's Conundrum?


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The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"

Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."

Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

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