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When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for th..
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A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amo..
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very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)
Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as ..