Maffiarism

What is Maffiarism?


1.

A disorder that causes the tightening of the shoulder muscles (trapezius) making them appear to be more broad than normal.

Other symptoms include

~ Outbursts of range

~ Heavy drinking

~ Finishing sentences with “Ba,Bah,Bar and Baa” and less commonly “Please”

~ Urges to join the Mafia, or delusions that said person is in the Mafia.

Phill: "Rite tom?"

Tom: "Yeah Bah, me and the family just came back from a meal at the pick."

Phill: "Have a good time or wa?"

Tom: "Ai not bad bah, spot of trouble with a bloke from out of town, he's in the boot of my car now bah"

Phill: "is that why your shoulders look so tense? pulled something have you"

Tom: "...No"

Phill: "I seen this thing on the Tellie butt, its called Maffiarism.. you should look into it, or go visit your GP"

See maffiarism, ttom


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