Mafia Hand Job

What is Mafia Hand Job?


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The act of using a carp to pleasure the male sexual equipment. The experience is further heightened by the use of 'dirty talk' such as: "I'm gonna make you sleep wit da fishes" and "Your cock gonna spray like my mamma's dinga-magoo"

Can I have that large carp over there please? I'm going to give my boyfriend a Mafia Hand Job

See Eric the Red


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