Magaputagata

What is Magaputagata?


1.

A female of the feline species on fuego (fire). Apparently has something to do with semen. Commonly used as an offensive term, although its implications seem to vary.

Ex.1

Roxy: "Hey Lyla, your mom's a magaputagata."

Lyla: "Your BALLSACK is a magapuatagata!"

Roxy: "I don't have one.."

Lyla: "Oho, you'd like that, wouldn't you?!"

Roxy: "....?"

Ex.2

Jaquelina Hyena: "I'm writing up a definition for magaputagata on urban dictionary, but I need help with a second example."

Mufasa: "Like what?"

Jaquelina Hyena: "Like instead of it being OH EM GEE bee-toch you did NOT just call me that, it needs to be Aww, thank you."

Mufasa: "Hmmm.."

Jaquelina Hyena: "C'mon' man, you're breaking my balls here."

Mufasa: "GAH! I don't knoow! I don't work well under pressure!"

Jaquelina Hyena: "Oh! I know! I'll use our convo as an example!"

Mufasa: "...But that won't get the meaning across.."

Jaquelina Hyena: "SHUT UP, MAGAPUTAGATA."

Mufasa: "Did you mean that in the good way, or the bad way?"

Jaquelina Hyena: "Bad."

Mufasa: "Bitch."

See meow, hookers, cats, fire


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