Magdalena

What is Magdalena?


1.

Mag-duh-lay-nuh - (noun). Origin: Magnanimus Pius (Polish, meaning "thieving magpie").

1. A girl who either steals your heart away like a thieving magpie would a shiny object or who resembles the small black-and-white bird in appearance.

2. Often used to describe the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Can also be used to describe the most beautiful black-and-white bird you've ever seen.

3. "Rare beauty"... in bird-watchers' terms.

Synonyms: Magpie, Pie, foxy-lady, stone-fox

"Why are you drooling?" "I've just seen a Magdalena."

See magpie, pie, foxy lady, stone fox

2.

She is the one thing that everyone always misses no matter what. She can be a crazy rapest and a stalker at times but you know you will want it. A Magdalena is by most the more beautiful one in the group, enjoys fivesomes, and is the last one to leave. Doing the dew isn't her thing but the coke way of the cuming and the burst of bubbles is her favourite.

Dude....I want a Magdalena to rape me like she thinks im fucking coke.

See coke, babe, crazy bitch, rapest, stalker, doing, fuck, blonde, hot, fun, dirty, groupy

3.

a very crazy and clumsy person who acts like a five year old but is much older... around their fifteens....

magdalena ivanova

See magdalena, clumsy, crazy, five

4.

any girl (though usually Eurotrash) whose picture is posted to a discussion board or usenet group etc. who the poster finds to be highly attractive but whose beauty the general populace finds questionable at best; most commonly followed by the phrase "its polish girl"

"Dude, found this girl's MySpace. Moar?"

"Fuck off! That's Magdalena - its polish girl."

See swampdonkey, butterface, miss piggy, epic, grail, holy grail

5.

A small, hairless, flightless bird, commonly known as a 'squab'. This creature is a popular dish in various parts of Somalia. It is well known for its overly delicious and succulent breasts. Magdalena, translated from Somalian to English gives a definition of a Labia, which gives an outlook of the femininity of this tiny creature.

Boy: "Holy crap, look at that disgusting creature! It looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!"

Bypasser: "Oh, that thing! Thats a Magdalena!"

See magdalena, breasts, somalian, somalia, labia, succulent, squab

6.

A small, hairless, flightless bird, commonly known as a 'squab'. This creature is a popular dish in various parts of Somalia. It is well known for its overly delicious and succulent breasts. Magdalena, translated from Somalian to English gives a definition of a Labia, which gives an outlook of the femininity of this tiny creature.

Boy: "Holy crap, look at that disgusting creature! It looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!"

Bypasser: "Oh, that thing! Thats a Magdalena!"

See magdalena, squab, somalia, labia, breasts


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