Maggie Moose

What is Maggie Moose?

When you stick ice cream up your butt and let it slowly melt into somebody's mouth, as they drink it.

Dude! I saw these two hammered chicks in a parking lot, and one of them was giving the other a Maggie Moose

See poo, ice cream, butt, drip, melt, gross, sick

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