Maggie Simpson

What is Maggie Simpson?


1.

Age: 01 (or 02)

Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby

Greatest Feat: Saving the Family

Thought IQ: 167

Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)

Times shot Mr. Burns: 2

Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

2.

A intellegent 1 year old who sucks on a pacifier 24/7,has shot at least 5 people,and has had the first Godfather movie told out to her by Moe

"Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!"

3.

Age: 1

Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.

Monetary Value: $847.63

Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby

Dexterity: Low

First Word: "Daddy"

Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

4.

the youngest member of the Simpsons. Half a babie, half sniper. (remember that time when Homer became a cop and all the gangsters came out to kill him, and Maggie pulled out her gun that she shot Mr. Burns with an shot the gangster?)

bang! bang! bang!

(suck) (suck)

5.

She shot Mr Burns.She's cool,man!

suck suck suck

See TheWiggidy

6.

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See MaggieAndEric

If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out MaggieAndEric. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??

7.

The forgotten Simpson.

Little Bart "Crack"

Little Lisa "Crack"

Little Marge "Swoosh"

And the rest "Snowball II, Santa's Little Helper, the TV, and Maggie"


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