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Before having sex with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. As you're fucking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good...
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Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.
I just made it up. Yay for me!..
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When you take a huge shit, flush, and just when you think the turd has been evacuated, it pokes it's head back into the toilet bowl..