Magic Carpet Burn

What is Magic Carpet Burn?

A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.

"Why won't she blow me?"

"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"

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