What is Magic Carpet Burn?
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A rash or skin chafing as a result of exposure to the Brillo-like pubic hairs of someone of Middle Eastern descent.
"Why won't she blow me?"
"Because she doesn't want to wake up with a magic carpet burn on her upper lip, you dirty towelhead"
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