Magic Dick Ruler

What is Magic Dick Ruler?


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The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"

Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

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