What is Magic Dick Ruler?
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The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
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An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.
I caught Tim in his be..
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Same as Camel Toe except the woman usually weighs over 250.
Man that fat chick sure has got one big Elephant Toe !!!!!
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Big, fat bi..
