What is Magic Dickskin?
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A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."
Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.
"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"
"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"
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