Magic Johnson

What is Magic Johnson?


1.

A basketballlegend who revolutionized the game, but who's career was cut short when he contracted HIV. For a basketball player's game to be compared to Magic Johnson is a high honor.

Oh, snap! Did you see homeboy pull off that no-look behind-the-back pass? That kid's the next Magic Johnson!

See basketball, streetball, legend, nba, hiv, aids

2.

A penis with mystical properties. Commonly used to please women.

"I used the magic johnson on her last night."

See obsidian

3.

To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.

Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?

Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?

See magic johnson, ditch, squash, kill, lose, chuck, cash

4.

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

5.

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."

"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

See pimpshit


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