What is Magic Ken?
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v. Originating with the word
1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the
There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.
I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.
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When you swipe your hand between your nuts and your leg, and it smells like a cheesy burrito from Amigo's Restaurant.
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