Magic Melvin

What is Magic Melvin?


1.

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...

Diamond: Missionary

Heart: Doggie-style

Clubs: sixty-nine

Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

See sex, cards, spit, 69, missionary


37

Random Words:

1. (n)Someone incredibly redundant; (adj) Always being redundant. You're such a redundalist! See redundant, stubborn, annoying, pira..
1. every one of these bands sound exactly the same. just the same crap that was big ten years ago but a cheap imitation if that. It's ..
1. 1. A verb meaning to lie, to suppress evidence, to censor. 2. (n) Liar Literally an acronym for "dunkin' on Lebron James&quo..