Magic Melvin

What is Magic Melvin?

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...

Diamond: Missionary

Heart: Doggie-style

Clubs: sixty-nine

Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

See sex, cards, spit, 69, missionary

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