What is Magic Melvin?
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Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.
When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.
Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.
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Adj. Used when Refering to or about Michael
Michael, he's pretty damn goodtacular
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When arguing with a friend about not being a lezbian.
Gerard: Alicia is a lezbian!
Mikey: No she isnnnnnn't!
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