What is Magic Merlin?
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A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.
Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"
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Flowers that you send a woman to get her to sleep with you.
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Word used by redneck cock suckers to tell what they used to be able to do.
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