Magic Merlin

What is Magic Merlin?


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A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."

Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"

Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"

Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."

Guy: "Thank god!"

See magic, merlin, hero, safe, fucked


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