Magic Pants

What is Magic Pants?

Pants That Can Count ANYTHING.

Books.

Money.

Pubic Hair.

Last Night My Magic Pants Counted My Pubics.

I Got 90008765298

Lulllz.

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Velvet Axlegrease

1. The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub. Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet a..

Cross-cuntamination

1. The souring of a social situation due to a specific combination of women. The party had a serious case of cross-cuntamination when the ..

Xtinat

1. A ridiculously ugly person who has no friends wendy: Kristina! you're such a xtinat! now stop bothering me! See nice, ugly, frien..

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