Magic Penis Theory

What is Magic Penis Theory?

1.)one penis simultaneously gets off 2 women.

2.) A menage trois.

3.)Having sex with someone then forgeting if you actually had sex.

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Yanking The Weasel

1. The act of ones pulling on his/her DICK! Also known as weasling yourself, stroking the weasel meat. Wow, i walked in on my dad, and he..

Zausted

1. adj to define a state past exhaustion "After finals were over, I was zausted."..

Softcorian

1. A term (sometimes considered derogatory) that describes a gamer that only plays casual games, or many other games on the easiest setting..

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