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A cross between a kitty and a llama.
I love Kittyllamas.
Is your mama a llama? No, my mama is a kittyllama.
Shoo, kittyllama. Shoo.
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The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.
(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)
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A std that you get from doing it in the butt.
Matt got Gonorsyphilis because he got raped by the STD fairy.
See gonorsyphilis, rape..