Magic Porn

What is Magic Porn?


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Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at

1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"

2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter


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