Magic Pretzel Man

What is Magic Pretzel Man?

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

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the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

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