Magic Pretzel Man

What is Magic Pretzel Man?

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

See poopypants

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

See jesus

Topolita

1. An italian term for "Dear one" but literally means little mouse "Amore mi topolita" ~Justin "Okay I got amore..

Flazah

1. Flare, especially in advertisments or media. C'mon Billy! This is boring, it needs some flazah! See flazah, flare, flash, glitter..

Badass Pimp

1. n. 1. Matt P. 2. An awesome person with dancin feet. Yeah, he's a total badass pimp on the dance floor. See Claudia..

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