Magic Pretzel Man

What is Magic Pretzel Man?

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

See poopypants

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

See jesus

Jollyism

1. Insulting a personal feature of yourself before others can do so. "Man your nose is so big that.." "Yeah i sank the tit..

Asks

1. It is a prison term for a favor and then you owe the other person a favor in return. Can I have an ask? I don't do asks. What abou..

Ixnae

1. Stop Talking, SHUTTY. Dont talk! "hey ahhh ixne on talking to the kids." "Hey talk to kyle, sean, and conor but ixn..

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