Magic Pretzel Man

What is Magic Pretzel Man?

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.

"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

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the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

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Jew-job

1. (v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm. 1. ..

Selfmo

1. Someone who only has sex with themself Hey Jimmy did you hear Jake is a selfmo See beating the meat, jacking off, masterbation, master..

Keteh

1. 1. A dance involving little to no clothing. 2. A female wearing little to no clothing. The beach was full of beautiful ketehs yesterda..

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