Magic Sausage Ride

What is Magic Sausage Ride?

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.

really?

yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.

you sick bastard!

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